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Let’s get one thing straight.

The End of Days will come in three forms:

1.  Trans fats

2.  Primary students

3.  Zombies

In that order.

Sure, you might say, “Q, how on earth can a small child be the end of civilization?!”

Believe it or not.  I dare you.

But your days of sitting on your laurels and living vicariously through reality TV are numbered, my bonbon-eating friend.

Case in point: This rarely seen footage of a small child showing her maniacal laugh.  Proof positive that no one in their right mind teaches kindergarten.

All I am saying, is buy fencing.

A lot of fencing.

And candy.

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-Q