Does this sound like your family?:
Having a place to go – is a home.
Having someone to love – is a family.
Having both – is a blessing.
> Donna Hedges <
How about this one then?:
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
We have the entire spectrum covered.
Let’s get one thing straight.
The End of Days will come in three forms:
1. Trans fats
2. Primary students
In that order.
Sure, you might say, “Q, how on earth can a small child be the end of civilization?!”
Believe it or not. I dare you.
But your days of sitting on your laurels and living vicariously through reality TV are numbered, my bonbon-eating friend.
Case in point: This rarely seen footage of a small child showing her maniacal laugh. Proof positive that no one in their right mind teaches kindergarten.
All I am saying, is buy fencing.
A lot of fencing.