Quotes About:  Marriage

Mignon McLaughlin ⇒

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Rita Rudner ⇒

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Irwin Corey ⇒

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

George Jessel ⇒

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Amy Levy ⇒

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood

Ambrose Bierce ⇒

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Algernon Charles Swinburne ⇒

Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives; And marriage and death and division Make barren our lives

Mae West ⇒

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

George Jessel ⇒

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Groucho Marx ⇒

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?