Quotes About:  Funny

Rita Rudner ⇒

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Bertrand Russell ⇒

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Carl Sandburg ⇒

I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.

Will Rogers ⇒

I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Quentin Crisp ⇒

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.

Rita Rudner ⇒

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

H. L. Mencken ⇒

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

Groucho Marx ⇒

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Woody Allen ⇒

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Ellen DeGeneres ⇒

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.